The Worlds Biggest Jerk

I've just watched another episode of "Dr. Phil" where another insensitive clod was cheating on his wife while she was caring for his three kids. He explained how he was feeling 'neglected' and the sex wasn't the same anymore either.

Really? What was she thinking putting the baby before him? Couldn't the little sucker wait for her to satisfy her husband's primal needs first, instead on crying to have his diaper changed or be fed? How insensitive of the newborn.It's not just on Dr. Phil. Cheating men are everywhere with all kinds of similar reasons for committing adultery. A few that I can remember are:.(a) My wife doesn't look like the hottie she was ten years ago ? But you do?.

(b) I need change of scenery ? Then go on a vacation.(c) We don't have enough sex ? It takes two to tango.(d) She spends too much time with the kids ? And your responsibility is what again?.(e) She's gained weight ? I suppose you're the same trim stud as you always were?.

(f) We never talk anymore ? Is your mouth sewn shut too?.(g) It just happened when we got a new secretary ?And the new mailman's off limits?.(h) We met in a bar and I was drunk ? When liquor's involved, it's always acceptable.(i) I don't have an excuse: it just happened ? Finally, an honest man.Remember why you married in the first place. Wasn't there something about commitment and responsibility? I realize that many woman cheat on their husbands and it works both ways.

But this is about men. I've seen these great looking women with these loser macho men that think they're God's gift to other ladies and somehow deserve better. Well, I have a clue for them: they aren't and don't. Be thankful for what you have and make it work.

Most of these guys don't realize how lucky they are and how many other guys lust after their wives. But, instead, they go trawling around after anything in a skirt, thinking that other woman can't wait to be hit on for a quicky.These shallow men make us all look bad. There are either really stupid when it comes to women or totally misguided. They don't understand the consequences of their actions and figure the whining bitch will always take them back when they come limping home after a failed affair.

After all, who else would want the old, fat, kid-rearing, ex-hottie, that doesn't talk much, always looks about the same, and doesn't even give BJ's anymore? I wonder why not? Look what our man did to deserve her affections before the affair.If all of this is lost on the men reading this article, I have a final word of advice. It's rarely, if ever, worth a few minutes of sexual pleasure with a stranger when your wife is more than willing to satisfy you. That is, if you are willing to do a minimal amount of loving and caring for her. But if that's too much to ask, then go right on being the world's biggest jerk.


Jeffrey Hauser was a sales consultant for the Bell System Yellow Pages for nearly 25 years. He graduated from Pratt Institute with a BFA in Advertising and has a Master's Degree from Monmouth University. He had his own advertising agency in Scottsdale, Arizona and ran a consulting and design firm, ABC Advertising. He has authored 6 books and a novel, "Pursuit of the Phoenix," available at amazon.

com. His latest book is, "Inside the Yellow Pages." Currently, he is the Marketing Director for, a Health Information and Doctor Referral site.

By: Jeffrey Hauser


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